You ever go to your local gift shop looking for a card for Father’s Day, and it’s just like, NONE of these joints really express how you feel? Yeah, we’ve all been there, especially with our Asian dads whose only emotions are discipline, negligence, and sheer disappointment. But we still love them and we want to show it. Here are four cards that properly honor that special relationship. It will either warm his heart or earn you a glorious beating. Or both. He just wants you to know how much he cares.

Illustrations by Kevin Park