Super Bowl parties are always a good time; cases of beer, grub, friends and if you’re lucky, some cute chacks walking around in jerseys. It also doesn’t hurt that Eli ‘Thank God I’m in the Super Bowl and not doing Papa John commercials like my Big Brother’ Manning and Tom ‘I just outfitted my entire team with UGG Boots’ Brady are facing off in an epic rematch. What can possibly go wrong? Well, check that guest list again and see if you’ve invited any of these people out to ruin your night. And if you’re at a bar, tough luck.

Words by Charlie Hyun