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Yeah, Bad Piggies (the spin off of Angry Birds) just dropped, but if you’re Korean, t’s all about Anipang. Basically, it’s another interpretation of classic puzzler Bejeweled but instead of gems, the board is populated with cuddly animals that can’t wait for you to line them up by color. Squeak, squeak! Awww

But don’t be fooled.

These assorted little bastards will torment you in your dreams. I haven’t been able to rest or get any work done these last two days. I really fucking suck at this game! On average, I rack up about 40,000 points. If you’ve never played, that sounds like a pretty high number. But yo, people are breaking 200,000 EASY!

And it wouldn’t even be a thing if it weren’t for the fact that after you fail through each of the game’s 60-second rounds, they’ll automatically post your score on a chart with everyone else you know. You ever go to the gym and work out next to somebody scrawnier than you, only to have him put up way more weight than you? That’s that feeling you get looking up and down this chart. Like, how does he have a higher score? I’m smarter than this fool, and better at life, in general.

NOT ANYMORE!