Starting next month, guys in the southern city of Shenzhen will have to be more careful with their aim during bathroom visits. The government, intent on punishing “uncouth use of a public toilet”, will start fining 100 yuan (roughly $16) to dudes who miss the urinal. Shit, I’m pretty good with my aim but I know when I’m drunk, I want to finish pissing and get back out to drink more so I can be quite careless. If somebody wanted me to cough up $16, I’d be more than a little upset.
On another note, rules like this could be good for some youth…..like, I remember in jr high school everyone used to piss on the side panel separating the stalls until it rotted and then someone kicked a hole into it which was funny. In high school, some kid bet me money he could piss on the ceiling. I lost that bet. Again, hilarious but nasty. This fine sucks.