Dag, either this dude REALLY fucked up or his wife just got the cobra clutch on the ballsack.

In a lane of traffic, the man was kowtowing—he crawled forward and bowed his head to the ground each time.

The man refused any help from bystanders as he was begging for forgiveness and planned on crawling over half a mile. According to China’s NetEase, a woman on a motorcycle appeared after he crawled over 600 feet and took him away in a taxi. The wife perhaps?

Hooooooly shit! I’m sorry, that’s funny as fuck that he basically forced her into taking him back through shame and pity. Good for him!



[via kotaku via chinasmack]

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