These women are undergoing a rigorous 10-month training process to become professional bodyguards. Under the guidance Tianjiao Special Guard Consultant Ltd. located in Sanya, Hainan province, each trainee will be provided instruction on reconnaissance, anti-terrorism, martial arts and business etiquette. Although photos of their beach-training were provided without sufficient context, we think we did a pretty good job making sense of it all.

These chicks who were told they’d be auditioning for “The Bachelor” show up at the crack of dawn. They are not happy when some dude shows up with a megaphone.

Get your asses in the water! First one to the other end doesn’t have to play ‘Duck, Duck, Goose’!


GOOSE! HA! I can”t believe you thought that was a real training exercise!

Okay seriously now, defuse this bomb with one hand and try to make these girls fart at the same time.

Well, well, well, looks like we’ve identified the smelly kids in class. We have a special way of dealing with recruits here who can’t seem to find a way of ‘containing themselves’.

We can either kick them and strap bombs to their asses, or…

…give them a taste of their own medicine?

Sources: DailyMailUK

  • Terrence

    haha wtf is going on!

  • Dave

    In the last pic, somebody dropped their contacts.