Contest Giveaway: What’s the Worst Thing an Ex-Girlfriend Has Done to You?

Published On May 8, 2012 | By Dave | contest

In Johnny Depp’s new flick, Dark Shadows, he’s Barnabas, the wealthy playboy who breaks the heart of a witch. Yo, first of all, if you’re with a witch, you better stay with that chack because she’s probably a FREAK! Got all kinds of eye of newt aphrodisiacs and sexual bondage pleasure-is-pain chambers on deck. Second of all, don’t break the heart of a witch, bro. That’s like survival 101. Barnabas feels the wrath of a heartbroken witch and is turned into a vampire.

So we want to know what’s the worst thing an ex-girlfriend (or boyfriend) has done to get back at you. You might be the victim of a psycho/creepy cling-on or you may have deserved it. Either way, this is your chance to tell the story and maybe score two tickets to see the movie and get some Dark Shadows merch.

To enter:

1) Leave a comment with your story and make sure to leave a contact when prompted for an e-mail address

2) Like and/or Follow GUMSHIP (at least one) then post the link to this post on Twitter and/or Facebook and tag it with @GUMSHIP and #DARKSHADOWS. For example:

  • on Twitter: “My ex ruined my life (link) @gumship #darkshadows”
  • on Facebook: “My ex ruined my life (link) @gumship @Dark Shadows”

3) Wait until tomorrow afternoon when we announce winners.

*Contest open to US citizens only (sorry international fans)

Edit:

FLIPSIDE: WE WOULD ALSO LIKE TO HEAR FROM ANYONE WHO’S GOTTEN BACK AT AN EX WHO DESERVED IT! THAT WOULD BE AMAZING! BUT PLEASE DON’T CONFESS TO ANY SERIOUS CRIMES LIKE MURDER OR NOTHING LIKE THAT. THANKS YO!

CONTEST WINNER UPDATE:

Wow, it’s some trifling stuff going down out here ay? Steve’s ex told everyone he’s a crybaby (which is probably true), Metrocard’s exes got engaged in a holy matrimonial F you to him, but we gotta give the prize to Jin. Not only did his chack get physical (‘I had a woman break a wine glass’) and verbal (and then curse me out), she went and did like the witch in Dark Shadows did and literally placed a curse on him. ‘WOO!’ (Ric Flair voice). Congratulations Jin, you won these tickets but you may have lost in life. Enjoy the movie and merch, and every other little thing you can. There are witches out there, forreal!

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Dave grew up idolizing Godzilla for his can-do attitude and Jackie Chan for doing his own stunts. Today, he's conquering his own cities and shooting his little beams, all the while, wondering 'what does it all really mean?'. He means to get closer to the answer with every post.

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  • http://Website Jin

    I had a woman break a wine glass, then sit for a chit-chat for an hour, and then curse me out as she slammed the door. The kicker is, she calls me an hour later to place a curse on me, saying I’m jynxed for life and that the gods will destroy me.

  • http://Website Metrocard

    After my ex dumped me, she got engaged to a dude few months later. The girl after did the same shit. I was the last toll booth, yo! That’s why I fucks with hip-hop; money over bitches.

  • http://Website Steve

    She told people I cried during our fights.

  • http://Website Roughin

    She got with my best friend and then told everyone he was better in bed.

  • http://Website Steve

    She told everyone I CRIED during our fights……..so whack.

  • http://Website Jin

    I love Gumship!