Spiders laying eggs in your body is definitely one of the biggest fears of almost everyone (dag, I legit just shuddered). But here’s another thing to be deathly afraid of.
…a 63-year-old Korean woman “experienced severe pain in her oral cavity immediately after eating a portion of parboiled squid along with its internal organs.” She spat out the food in her mouth, but still had a “pricking and foreign-body sensation” in her oral cavity. When she went to the hospital, they removed a dozen “small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms stuck in the mucous membrane of the tongue, cheek, and gingiva.”
I bet it sucks when you’re in your 60s and somebody shoots a load in your mouth and gets it pregnant. Women usually file for retirement from mouth splashies in their 30’s. Anyway, the motto of the story is: tentacles rape people.