Actually, that’s a lie. It’s probably the worst, most underachieving fighter ever created. But then again, that might swing it over to the greatest, yet again! Designed by¬†Adam Heart for Ultimate Fighting Game Tournament 8, this game reduces the fighter game to two characters, and two moves: DIVE and KICK. Personally, I love fighter games but I never could compete with all these 300 combo-learning mothafuckers. Let’s do that cheap move on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the NES all day!

[via kineda]

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founded Gumship in 2012 to document the Asian American experience through culture, lifestyle and entertainment. When he's not blogging, he creates music as the rapper Rekstizzy. Hobbies include ramen, fried chicken, and pizza. If he could eat all three at the same time, the joy in his heart would cause him to levitate off the floor in a spiral motion.