There are a few lesser known corollaries to rule 34, the classic axiom of internet inevitability. Not many people know the rule that Anything That Can Be a Lightsaber Will Be a Lightsaber (known as Lucas’ rule). Also inevitable is for any method of using silverware, someone will come up with a cheap gimmick version.
We’re witnessing the convergence of Kif’s classical theory of internet inevitability. Go and preorder your light-up lightstaber eating utensils for $23. The Darth Vader version is red, the Skywalker version is blue–although if you didn’t know that, you probably weren’t getting these anyway.