Fart-proof Underwear for Your Shitty Friends

Published On November 19, 2012 | By Dave | humor, wtf

I had a friend who used to cup his hands near his ass when he farted and then sprinkle the invisible gas into the air like he was Tinkerbell. Charming fellow, I know. Most of us aren’t that shameless and would rather keep those sprinkles to ourselves. A Japanese company thought the same thing.

Nami Yoshida, spokesperson for Seiren, said, “It took us a few years to develop the first deodorant pants that are comfortable enough to wear in daily life, but efficient in quickly eliminating strong smells. At first we thought about selling them to those who require nursing care and to hospitals, but to our surprise, lots of ordinary people, [such as] businessmen who are in positions that require them to see people on a daily basis, bought them.”

Deodorant pants huh? I wish they would explain the technology more. Would you cop a pair, two pair? Maybe for a certain fecal fairy friend?

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Dave grew up idolizing Godzilla for his can-do attitude and Jackie Chan for doing his own stunts. Today, he's conquering his own cities and shooting his little beams, all the while, wondering 'what does it all really mean?'. He means to get closer to the answer with every post.