Are you bored? Do you feel like having a laugh?

Redditor xiaogeng pointed out all the fun you can have from typing in random shit and having Google Translate pronounce it in Japanese. Here are some of the best ones. Remember to press the sound icon on the right to hear it.

The printer

Car starting in cold weather

Premature Ejaculation

And of course:


Of course, some people had to write shit like “Iamjapaneseandicannotspeakenglishpleasegivememoney” but fuck those guys. This shit is funny and let’s not just single out the Japanese. Like a couple redditors people pointed out,┬áthis is great in a lot of different languages (non-Asian too).

[via reddit]