So a lot of people are sharing Google’s latest promo video for its futuristic glasses on Facebook and I’m all….fuuuuuuuuck that.

Call me an asshole but I’m done with the ‘life is an adventure’ footages over whimsical tunes. Wanna know how you can sell your glasses, Google? Cut the crap and get the POV of a girl going on a blind date and show a face recognition feature that reveals the guy is a SEX OFFENDER. Or how about what the guys really want, x-ray vision on some buubs or some DBZ measuring up somebody’s power levels. Yeah Google, I’m available for hire and I got eyedeeas. Holla.

  • kool boy

    Soo true homie

  • Jaeil Cho

    yea that scouter would be hella nice.