Growing up, you had to know how to make a proper fart noise, whether it was with your mouth against your palms, your hand under your armpit, or the palm to palm maneuver. It brought endless laughs and bothered girls, the only jobs you had to as a boy. But what happens when you take this adolescent behavior and practice until you’ve mastered it like Jiro did sushi. THIS.

I proudly declare this the greatest achievement of 2013 so far.

[via kotaku]

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founded Gumship in 2012 to document the Asian American experience through culture, lifestyle and entertainment. When he's not blogging, he creates music as the rapper Rekstizzy. Hobbies include ramen, fried chicken, and pizza. If he could eat all three at the same time, the joy in his heart would cause him to levitate off the floor in a spiral motion.