If you want to give your girlfriend an orgasm, this is the way to do it. Taiwan’s EVA Air has 3 Hello Kitty themed jets and it’s madness. Soft, furry, airborne madness.
Everything on these jets is Hello Kitty from the seat cushions to the stewardess uniforms to the food being served to you…And the list goes on with headrest covers, tissues, paper cups, utensils, milk bottles, snacks, soap dispensers, hand lotion, meals and ice cream, all with some form of Hello Kitty branding on it. It’s quite incredible. If you want to book a flight, make sure it’s on one of EVA Air’s new Airbus A330-300s or ask for one of the following flights when you book.
Magic Jet flies Taipei-Sapporo (BR116/115) daily and Taipei-Guam (BR20/19) on Tuesdays and Saturdays.
Apple Jet flies Taipei-Fukuoka (BR2106/2105) every Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday; Taipei-Seoul (BR160/159) daily.
Global Jet flies Taipei-Hong Kong (BR857/858) and Taipei-Tokyo (BR2189/2197) daily.
You don’t know how bad this makes me want to cop a ticket, hop on the plane, and just leave a long ass doo doo on this Hello Kitty sink. Damn, I apologize. It’s all this Hello Kitty. My body is releasing all this quelled up childhood immaturity on some Pavlov shit. I see Sanrio, I see cubbies, and I’m eating glue. Anyway, I need to remember that there will always be a creepy, middle-aged Hello Kitty fanboy on board to ruin these chacks’ fun. #imnotthebadguy
Oh yeah, I also came across this today.
Get one of these for your girl and I guarantee you’ll catch her standing in the mirror with it on, just hugging herself. Don’t even walk in on her. Just stand at the doorway and see how long she remains in that cuddly ball state. Hours, yo.