Hood By Azn (a play off Hood By Air) is an elusive character who’s putting out some great ‘Azn’ themed tees. I mean, check:
We somehow got in touch through AOL INSTANT MESSENGER. Here’s how it went down:
Gumship: ay ay wsup
H: OH HAI
G: so let’s talk about it man
H: OK LETS DO IT
G: HBA where’d that come from?
H: I LIKE AZN GURLZ I LIKE AZN CARS I LIKE AZN FOOD. I LIKE THE AZN PRYDE SHIT BACK IN THE DAY. I WAS YOUNG BACK IN THE DAY…I USED TO ADMIRE ALL THE AZN KIDS…BUT WAS NEVER ACCEPTED SINCE I HUNG OUT WITH ALL THE WHITE SKATE KIDS
G: it’s all good a lot of the AZNs now think they’re white skate kids
H: YEAH NOW. THEY HATED ME. I HATED AZNS. NOW I WANT TO EMBRACE AND GIVE BACK…WITH BRINGING THE AZN PRYDE MOVEMENT
G: lol tell us about the bukkake shirts
H: IT’S WHEN YOU CUM ON A GURLZ FACE. A LOT OF PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THAT…BUT I GUESS IT’S COOL WITH THE 69
G: i heard bukkake originates from an old tradition where if a woman got caught committing adultery, the whole village would skeet on her… do you think that’s fair?
H: IF SHE’S CUTE
G: Cool, you got a bunch of folks rocking your gear. I’m going to name some Asian celebrities, tell me if they AZN.
H: OK SHOOT
G: Steven Yeun from Walking Dead
H: I DON’T WATCH TV…HE PROLLY USED TO ROCK FUBU AND WHITE KSWISSES
G: i agree, he’s too good of an actor so i don’t think he had time to fold weed origami blunts. he went to acting kumon.
H: I DON’T SMOKE ANYWAY…PROLLY
G: John Cho
H: HE LOOKS LIKE BOBBY HUNDREDS KTOWN 4 LYFE
G: How about Bobby Hundreds?
H: HE COOL. I USED TO TAKE PHOTOS. ALL YOU HIP PEEPS BACK IN THE DAY…THERESNEEK SECTION. ASK BOUT IT
G: he been azn though?
H: 1000000 PERCENT. IM ABOUT TO EAT CHINESE FOOD WITH AZN PEEPS RIGHT NOW. NOT PLAYING. IM DYING
G: let’s do three more
G: Jeremy Lin
H: WHITE PEOPLE LIKE HIM BECAUSE HE PLAYS BASKETBALL…BUT AZN PEOPLE THINK HE IS AN ALIEN. JUST HYPED….WHERE’S HE AT NOW? WHO KNOWS
G: steve aoki
H: TOKYO DRIFT APPROVED SINCE HIS SISTER WAS IN THAT MOVIE..
G: Last one, who do you think we should include.
H: U SHOULD DO SOPHIA CHANG. MY RESPONSE “I WOULD”
G: aiight, thanks for your time.
H: THANK YOU MY AZN FRIEND
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