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You know all those ‘this looks like porn’ type photos with like trees with openings in their trunk shaped like a vag or some rock formation that look like two titties? I could’ve probably jerked off to those as a youth because porn wasn’t as easy to come by (heh, I said ‘come by’). But nowadays, that shit’s everywhere with the pop ups and it’s more annoying than anything. So why did this kid get excited by a stone sculpture of a pussy and just dive in it? Don’t tell me he did it just for laughs. Look at his face, he’s clearly in a state of bliss.

 

Official details: So, the kid is an exchange student from America living in Germany and the giant-size fleshlight is called the Chacán-Pi (Making Love) by Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara. To pull him out, a total of 22 rescue workers got together and I guess they had a young conference or something. But they eventually got him out just by tugging on him a bit. Pause, pause, pause.

Lesson of the day, I guess even with all the porno out there, some kids still very excitable. But yo, Sword in the Stone is a Disney movie, not a way of life. Carry on, ya’ll.

[via angryasianman]

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founded Gumship in 2012 to document the Asian American experience through culture, lifestyle and entertainment. When he's not blogging, he creates music as the rapper Rekstizzy. Hobbies include ramen, fried chicken, and pizza. If he could eat all three at the same time, the joy in his heart would cause him to levitate off the floor in a spiral motion.
  • Swaggy P

    the thirst is real with this one…