Vending machines are the future, yo. And once we’re all half robot, it’s going to sell us happiness units. Sometimes, sadness units, because that’s something people enjoy too. What am I talking about? I don’t know, maybe I’m crazy. Or maybe I’m from the future. Crabs taste good.

[via invasian]

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founded Gumship in 2012 to document the Asian American experience through culture, lifestyle and entertainment. When he's not blogging, he creates music as the rapper Rekstizzy. Hobbies include ramen, fried chicken, and pizza. If he could eat all three at the same time, the joy in his heart would cause him to levitate off the floor in a spiral motion.