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Levy Tran is one of the hottest tattoo/alt models out and from what we’ve seen she’s a pretty funny and smart girl. So, when we saw the video for “Asian Girlz”, we were just … I mean, shit, I still don’t know. I’m guessing it was some kind of roofy. We’re not even going to really comment on the video.. just taking this opportunity to reach out and give her a chance to speak on it. Hey Levy, what… is this?

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The lyrics:

Asian girl, She’s my Asian girl
You’re my Asian girl, You’re my Asian girl
You’re my Asian girl, She’s my Asian girl
Yes, my Asian girl, You’re my Asian girl

I love your sticky rice
Butt fucking all night
Korean barbecue
Bitch I love you
I love your creamy yellow thighs
Ooh you’re slanted eyes
It’s the Year of the Dragon
Ninja pussy I’m stabbin’

Asian girl, You’re’s my Asian girl
You’re my Asian girl, She’s my Asian girl
You’re my Asian girl, She’s my Asian girl
Yes, my Asian girl, You’re my Asian girl

Superstitious feng shui shit (what)
Now lay your hair by the toilet
I’ve got your green tea boba
So put your head on my shoulder
Your momma’s so pretty
Best nails in the city
Pushing your daddy’s Mercedes

Asian girl, She’s my Asian girl
You’re my Asian girl, You’re my Asian girl
You’re my Asian girl, She’s my Asian girl
Yes, my Asian girl, You’re my asian girl

New Year’s in February (February?)
That’s fine with me (I guess)
Yeah, shark soup (What? Fuck it, we’ll eat it)
Oh, tradition, tradition, tradition, yeah yeah
Baby, you’re my Asian girl
You’re legally (best kind)
So baby marry me
Come on sit on my lap (right here baby)
Or we’ll send you back
And you age so well
I can barely tell
17 or 23?
Baby doesn’t matter to me

Asian girl, She’s my Asian girl
You’re my Asian girl, You’re my Asian girl
You’re my Asian girl, She’s my Asian girl
Yes, my Asian girl, You’re my asian girl

Arcadia
J-Town
Alhambra
K-Town
Temple City
Don’t forget Chinatown
Get down
Happy endings all over
Bruce Lee
Toyota
Spicy tuny
Sashimi
Tasty Garden
Fried Lice
Sailor Moon
Wonton soup
Spring roll
Tibet
Foot rub rub a down down down
Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra
Tofu
All over you all over me

I got a sense of humor but this right here is amazing. Like, damn… feel free to run these dudes over if you see them trying to cross the street or open the door to their home.

[via angryasianman]

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founded Gumship in 2012 to document the Asian American experience through culture, lifestyle and entertainment. When he's not blogging, he creates music as the rapper Rekstizzy. Hobbies include ramen, fried chicken, and pizza. If he could eat all three at the same time, the joy in his heart would cause him to levitate off the floor in a spiral motion.
  • publicanon

    well that’s one way to poorly brand yourself. this is what happens when an southeast asian girl thinks she can jump into hollywood after a few import events… taking whatever the hell comes her way. those lyrics are the worst i’ve ever read. those guys look like herbs the herbs used to bully in school an i sure hope this was just a lame attempt at being funny, because i don’t see this music video going anywhere.

  • no hope for mankind

    ………………. what de fuq did i just watch…………? this band, song, and music video is a sign that humanity is indeed devolving. i blame the american education system.

  • Disgusted

    What the fuckity fuck.

  • taekim

    LOL

  • badabing

    It’s got a nice beat! LOL jk

  • Bela Lugosi

    Have you heard this rap song about racism for Asians?
    There’s a jab at A Day Above Ground in it
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZkG9BviqL0