Say what? In a bizarre story out of China, a man washes his hair with contraceptives to cure his receding hairline. I’m not sure how someone convinced him to do that, but the jokes on that guy because it actually worked! Well, that’s if you ignore everything from the neck down. An unfortunate side-effect from this innovative use of spermicide is that the dude grew giant man boobs. Wait. What are you doing? Why are you putting that in your girl’s shampoo bottle? No, seriously. Come on. Okay, fine.