We’ve all heard parrots talk that “Polly want a cracker” shit but this right here is bugged out. Maybe it’s because Japanese language has all those syllables that seem to roll off the tongue (say “wakarimashita”). Or it’s the fact that myna bird Abe-chan sounds like a phone operator, courteous as fuck. Here’s a transcription of what he’s saying provided by Reddit:

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

[via laughingsquid]

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