Uniqlo might seem harmless and friendly with their low prices and assorted colors, but let it be known, they’re dead serious about world domination. They start by dressing us. Then it’s this new app that wakes you up in the morning with Uniqlo on the mind. And then, anal probes, dawg. I’d bet my anal virginity on it, if Uniqlo doesn’t get there first!

Anyway, the app is free. I downloaded it and believe me, it’ll wake you up.

Created in conjunction with Grammy nominee Cornelius (Keigo Oyamada) and Yoko Kanno of Cowboy Bebop fame, Japanese fashion giant Uniqlo has developed the new “Wake Up” social app for both iOS and Android. Meant to make waking up in the morning as enjoyable as possible, the app offers alarm music that is automatically created with a dependence on the current time, weather and day of the week.

[via hypebeast]

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