In a survey conducted by the Korea Consumer Agency, two out of every Korean senior citizen (aged 60 or older) is getting some. If that were the end of the story, that would be some great news. Sure, you don’t want to picture your grandparents bumpin’ uglies, but put yourself in their orthopedic shoes, we all need love. But the survey didn’t end there…
The survey shows that 53 percent of those who are enjoying sex answered that they bought sex at brothels, indicating that half of Korean elderly has been waging a distorted sex life.
Damn, son. That means these guys are doin’ it with girls their granddaughter’s age. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck that. Alright fine, I guess the desire for young girls never goes away, especially if you’re inundated with it all day everyday (see: KPOP). I mean, it’s not right, but it is what it is. But then the article goes on to say…
The study found out that prostitution is closely linked to venereal diseases, with 75.6 percent of 122 senior citizens who suffered from diseases infected with sexual disease from their sex partners. Gonorrhea is the No. 1 sexual disease infecting 61 seniors of the questioned, followed by colpitis with 21 and syphilis with two.