I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was
to catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide
These pokemon to understand, the power that’s inside
I had to retype the lyrics to the theme song just to make sure I wasn’t missing some kind of hidden message, but nah, didn’t find anything about doody flinging.
The recent United Kingdom’s Video Game Championship saw Pokémon players from around the EU compete, but on the evening prior to the “Masters Division” attendees were disgusted to discover one of them had left his droppings in a corridor at the hotel in which many of the players were staying.
Police were called and the offending player was thrown out of the hotel and subsequently fined.
In response to the incident two-time winner (now one-time winner) Ruben Lecegui was stripped of the title, which was given to a runner-up.
Anyway, that’s hilarious.