Indian students at the University of Warwick (UK) are complaining about a white swan that frequently attacks them.

One 24-year-old student from India said: “These swans are very annoying, and the students feel as though they’re being bullied.

“I’m from India, and they attack me especially, they focus straight on me. We’ve been warned that the swans will be a bit feisty at this time of year, but they go for me all year round. I think they don’t like too many Indians in England – maybe the swans here are a little bit racist.”

Italian student Albertina Crocetti, 24, who is studying Physics with Business Studies, said: “It’s bizarre, she doesn’t seem to like foreigners and attacks them to defend her nest.

So you know how gay rights advocates argue that there are cases where animals mate with the same sex, concluding it’s a natural thing and people are born that way? I hope the same logic doesn’t apply here and people start claiming racism as a way of life. lulz.

[via angryasianman]