It’s almost the weekend and you don’t have a date. Hit up that girl you’ve been eyeing (and by eyeing we mean on facebook, late at night, you’re the worst) and open up with these. You can’t lose.

“Hey ma, I wanna sweep you off your feet. And then…”

“Girl, you’re so sweet sometimes, it’s sour, and by the way…”

“Hey girl, I can’t see myself without you… that’s why when I look into this mirror it’s like…”

Do it.