In the latest news on things from Asia that NEED to come to the US, TOYLETS! These games actually popped up about two years ago but now they’re available for any joe flow to purchase.
A sensor at the base will detect pressure and, er, volume which acts as the controls. A screen at eye level will show your progress, and you can expect several short-but-sweet games in the style of Rhythm Tengoku or Warioware. It all comes a price though — you’ll need to stump up 140,000 yen (around $1750) for the device itself and 10,000 yen ($125) a piece for games. The porcelain is (unfortunately) not included.
But you know whoever invented this probably just wanted the people in neighboring urinals to stop checking out his weiner…