There’s nothing like watching your friends get a crappy fortune cookie. You can tease them all you want and that’s fun, but when the universe is telling them they suck. El oh el. You can cop them over at Think Geek.

Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies

  • Tasty fortune cookies with evil, cruel, and funny fortunes inside.
  • Wrappers are blank to blend in with any restaurant decor and surprise your target.
  • 10 individually wrapped cookies per package – each with a different fortune (though if you buy multiple packages, you might get repeats).
  • WARNING: Not for children. Trust us.
  • Packaging: All 10 cookies come packed in a quart sized take out box. Yum.



[via thisiswhyimbroke]


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